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savours:

CAN SOMEONE PLS HAND THIS WOMAN A MEDAL

tearkat:

Sharpay has changed so much 

eggito:

eggito:

me: hey accept me into your school

college: whats ur gpa

me: 4.20

college: youre in

it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it

necrophilofthefuture:

when girls say “i was born in the wrong decade!!” “i belong in the 20’s!!!” “i wish guys were still old fashioned gentlemen!”

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are u sure about that 

shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

samlikesboys:

All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

asmono:

elleooelle:

Someone has a lot of explaining to do

the horror

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