CAN SOMEONE PLS HAND THIS WOMAN A MEDAL
Sharpay has changed so much
me: hey accept me into your school
college: whats ur gpa
college: youre in
it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it
when girls say “i was born in the wrong decade!!” “i belong in the 20’s!!!” “i wish guys were still old fashioned gentlemen!”
are u sure about that
"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"
All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.
yo mama jokes don’t work very well here
Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.